The Destroyer

My precious little Owen is a force to be reckoned with on this earth. I don't know how one child can be so stinkin' cute and so completely destructive at the same time. Let me present some examples for you...

This is what my sprouting Hosta plants should look like- and two of the three do.

Here is what happens when Owen unleashes his fury upon them. Here is what happens when Owen escapes between the chain link fence and the vinyl fence.

Here is what happens when Owen climbs the cupboards to get into the cabinets... I caught him sucking on this Elmer's glue- classy.

Here is Owen climbing up into his playhouse to throw things at Mommy. You can tell from his face that he only has the purest intentions.

And finally, here is Owen doing penance (time-out) for his misdeeds. You can see that he takes his punishment very seriously.

The stud and the slug

The stud would be Owen and the slug would be Molly. People may say, "hey, calling your new baby a slug is rude!" But compared to Owen, as a baby, she is a slug and I LOVE IT. She is so stinking cute and just good. I am sure that she is just a normal baby- but to have a child that will just be chill is weeiirrdd. She will be fussy and then I will pick her up and rock her and she will stop crying- it BLOWS my mind. Enjoy my little sluggy's pictures.

Now the STUD is definitely O-town. Studs always wear sunglasses and no pants. I will let the pictures speak for themselves.